I promised I'd give you more information about being locked in a bathroom at 30,000 feet.
I made the 1.5 hour flight back from Michigan on Monday evening. Unfortunately for me, the guy next to me was out cold for most of the flight. I had to pee really badly, but I didn't want to disturb him. With about 25 minutes left in the flight, the pilot came over the speaker and let us know that we would begin our descent and that we should fasten our seat belts. Of course I was like... "Um.. perhaps he doesn't realize that I can't wait 25 minutes to land.. " Thankfully, the man next to me woke up.
Rather than wet my pants, I ran to the bathroom. During that time we hit some major turbulence. Of course I was in the bathroom...
After being thrown around four or five times while peeing (do you know how hard it is to pee while being rocked around? I'm thankful I don't have to stand to pee.. I probably would have peed all over the place!) I finally stood up, attempted to wash my hands, and peeked my head out. The flight attendant was shouting to me, "Stay in there ma'am! Sit down and hold on! It is unsafe for you to be moving. LOCK THE DOOR. Do not come out until I tell you to!"
I'm not quite sure what she wanted me to hold on to, but I sat down and waited it out. I was thrown about a few times, but she pounded on the door and told me to run straight to my seat. Of course, we hit some more turbulence and I landed on some dude, the floor, and the some guy's lap.
Next time I think I'll just pee my pants. Ladies with anxiety should never be stuck in a bathroom on a shaking plane. It's just not good.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Turbulence...
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Snow, snow, snow.
We're here. Finally.
Only 10 hours of driving with two dogs in the backseat and tons of snow crossing the Michigan border.
The dogs love the snow, we're happy to be with family and it's Christmas Eve. What could be better? Don't worry, I'm not a scrooge anymore. The first sight of snow made me feel all Christmas-like again.
I'm home for a while, so blogging may be slim. Hubby just came in to check on me, asked what I was doing and I stammered... "Um... nothing." He laughed when he saw the website. I stammered again, "I don't want to lose any readers because of my absence!" He proclaimed, "I thought absence made the heart grow fonder?"
What does he know?
Anyway.. if I don't get back to you for a little while, don't leave me! I'll be back full of tales of the kiddies and the same old wit, just after the Holidays.
Wishing you and yours a Merry Christmas.
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Labels: holiday, let it snow, puppy love, travel
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Anniversary/Christmas...
Well, we already got and exchanged our gifts. Yes, I realize it's early... but we both are horrible about surprises and LOVE instant gratification.
Here's my gift:


Sunglasses. He's a big time runner and these will come in handy when he's running or when he's driving.
Happy Early 2nd Anniversary/Merry Christmas, Hubby!
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Labels: holiday, love and marriage
Friday, December 12, 2008
Random
Today is going to be pretty random. For that, I apologize. Here goes....
- I'm not scrooge anymore. Hubby decorated my laptop by adding a holiday background.
- Hubby made me clean up Little Dog's leg after he made her poop on herself. (he was running and made her start running before she was, ugh, done)
- I haven't even started Christmas shopping. Oops.
- I just thought of a great gift for my dad and hubby shot it down. Here I was all set to get my Christmas shopping started.
- I've been sick for two days, so I think that explains my foul mood and relatively negative posts prior to this.
- I'm thinking of hosting a giveaway because that seems to be the only way to really find out who is
stalkingreading my blog.
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Labels: bah humbug, holiday, little dog, married life, shop til you drop
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Bah Humbug!
I'm pretty sure that I'm Scrooge this year. Before you judge me, let me explain.
- I'm super busy at school.
- I've been working really hard on my papers and projects for my grad classes.
- I have been sick, sick, sick.
- Up until yesterday, it didn't even feel like winter here. I mean, I'm from Michigan.. it's winter when there is snow on the ground. Not when it's 40 some degrees.
- I won't even be here Christmas-New Year's.. so really, what's the point?
If I put the stuff (the tree, decorations, etc) up, it'd be up for a total of 10 days. Is it really worth it? I don't think so.
So yes, I'm scrooge this year. But I'm okay with it. You should be, too.
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Labels: bah humbug, don't judge, holiday
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Random Musings...
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Labels: cute kids, ha, holiday, weight watchers
Saturday, July 5, 2008
It's working!
First off, I must say THANK YOU so very much to the hubby. He is so awesome for enduring my whining (gasp!) about the blog and all the ignoring I did. He's the one for making this look so good. He did all the hard work. I just picked it out.
We had a wonderful 4th with friends and fireworks! A few showers, but they went away rather quickly and we were able to enjoy the fireworks without getting wet.
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