Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Things I Miss About Having 2 Functional Hands...

Or, Why You're Stuck Listening (Reading?) to Me Whine....
 
Typing? A tricky feat when you're stuck with a piece of metal taped to your finger and then that finger taped to the one next to it.
 
Showering? Ha. Forget scrubbing your scalp. You'll just be stuck hoping you don't have greasy hair. You'll also forget that you have a finger that is out of commission and begin to use it. Then you'll scream in pain and pray that your neighbor doesn't barge in to check to see if you're okay.
 
Doing my hair? Again. A pain. I challenge you to try and put in a pony tail without the use of your ring and middle finger. Let me know how that goes for you. Mmmmmkay?
 
Using my middle finger. I can no longer flip the bird to those drivers that irritate me. I suppose that's probably a bonus for them.

1 comments:

Lil' Woman said...

Lol...all things you take for granted, esp. whipping the bird :)