Me: "No! We do not put our hands in other people's pants! Keep your hands to yourself, please."
Little Mister: "But, but, he told me to feel how long his pocket is. It's really long! Try it!"
Me: "Um.. No. We do not put our hands on anyone else for ANY reason. Even if they have long pockets. We only touch ourselves."
Oi vey.
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2 comments:
haha oh goodness! Your stories always make me laugh!
AAAhhahahaha. Long pockets. I die. The best euphemism, EVER.
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