Monday, October 4, 2010

Hand Check...

Me: "No! We do not put our hands in other people's pants! Keep your hands to yourself, please."

Little Mister: "But, but, he told me to feel how long his pocket is. It's really long! Try it!"

Me: "Um.. No. We do not put our hands on anyone else for ANY reason. Even if they have long pockets. We only touch ourselves."

Oi vey.

2 comments:

littledaisymay said...

haha oh goodness! Your stories always make me laugh!

Kristi said...

AAAhhahahaha. Long pockets. I die. The best euphemism, EVER.