Monday, October 4, 2010

Hand Check...

Me: "No! We do not put our hands in other people's pants! Keep your hands to yourself, please."

Little Mister: "But, but, he told me to feel how long his pocket is. It's really long! Try it!"

Me: "Um.. No. We do not put our hands on anyone else for ANY reason. Even if they have long pockets. We only touch ourselves."

Oi vey.


littledaisymay said...

haha oh goodness! Your stories always make me laugh!

Kristi said...

AAAhhahahaha. Long pockets. I die. The best euphemism, EVER.