And now back to our regularly scheduled program...

I have about a month's worth of stories from the front line. I'll try and remember as much as I can, but the recent events have caused me to pretty much forget everything. Seriously, I cannot for the life of me remember anything. This even pertains to really, really, really super important things like appointments, meetings, birthdays, bills, etc.

Li'l Man: Mrs. L, there's wawer on da counner. (translation: there's water on the counter)
Me: I see it, buddy. I'll wipe it up.
Li'l Man: No, it happ'n when someone wed da pants.
Me: Someone wet their pants? How did I miss this?! (turning to the class) Who wet their pants on the counter?
Li'l Man: No, no, no. It happ'n when somebody waddered da pwants.
Me: Ohhh.. when someone watered the plants? Gotcha.

Oops. That's right. Because it would totally not make any sense for someone to wet their pants on the counter. My bad.