By far, one of my favorite put downs EVER...
"You're a stupid, fat, old lady who eats poop for breakfast!"
Let's analyze this.. stupid? Only because I keep returning to see your smiling face daily, but I really need the money. Fat? You got that right, buddy. I love me some chips. Old? Older than you, yes. Older than your mother? Yes. Older than dirt? Nope. Eats poop for breakfast? Nope, only for dinner.
And that my friends, is the joy of working with children. I know you're jealous you don't get compliments like that on a regular basis.
Edited to add: Google just recommended to me, "Yo Mama Jokes! Find the best mama jokes on the internet."
Monday, December 14, 2009
Best Put Down Ever
Posted by Kids, Canines, and Chaos at 6:35 PM
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4 comments:
Oh the creativity!
Lol...They say the darndest things don't they :)
I LOVE "yo mama" jokes. My group of friends from Virgina used to use them all the time. It was like we were in high school, all the time.
How cute and clever. Kids always have me in stitches with their strange insults.
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