Monday, December 14, 2009

Best Put Down Ever

By far, one of my favorite put downs EVER...

"You're a stupid, fat, old lady who eats poop for breakfast!"

Let's analyze this.. stupid? Only because I keep returning to see your smiling face daily, but I really need the money. Fat? You got that right, buddy. I love me some chips. Old? Older than you, yes. Older than your mother? Yes. Older than dirt? Nope. Eats poop for breakfast? Nope, only for dinner.

And that my friends, is the joy of working with children. I know you're jealous you don't get compliments like that on a regular basis.

Edited to add: Google just recommended to me, "Yo Mama Jokes! Find the best mama jokes on the internet."

4 comments:

LawGirl said...

Oh the creativity!

Lil' Woman said...

Lol...They say the darndest things don't they :)

Scott said...

I LOVE "yo mama" jokes. My group of friends from Virgina used to use them all the time. It was like we were in high school, all the time.

Stephanie said...

How cute and clever. Kids always have me in stitches with their strange insults.