Really?

Dear Zoey,

I would love it if you could find a place to do your business. I mean, do you really need to wander around for 15 minutes in the rain to find the perfect place to relieve yourself? I mean really. It's raining. You hate the rain. I hate the rain. You're muddy. I'm muddy. Just go.

I get that you're still trying to get used to your new surroundings, so am I. But it's just unacceptable to be walking around in the rain, snow, wind, frigid temps, etc. for longer than 2 minutes.

Thank you for your understanding.

Love,
Your Mom