Manic Monday...

What a day it has been.... I'm going to give the Reader's Digest version and use bullets.

• During our reading groups, one group read a story that had a picture of a kid in his underoos and a t-shirt. One little guy asked me, "Ms. L, do you ever wear just underoos and a t-shirt?". He was shocked when I told him, "Never ask a lady that!" because as he said it best, "I thought you never ask a lady her age? You never told us not to ask about being naked!"
• I walked in to school today and was asked to find someone chart paper. Um.. I'm a teacher, not a paper-searcher.
• While running today, my pants kept falling down. And I definitely showed crack when I bent down to pick up Zoey's business. I just bought that pants and they are too big. I know it's a great problem to have, but they are brand new!
• Zoey ate my glasses last week and when I put them on today, they cut me. Awesome.
• I bought new nail polish that I LOVED... only to find out it's almost the exact same color I already have. No wonder I loved it so much. It was so nice I bought it twice. Lovely.
• I have lost a total of 19 pounds since December and the newer clothes I just bought are too big. Not obnoxious, like street thug who sags her pants down to her knees, but big enough to look sloppy. While I love the thought of new clothes, my wallet does not. I have to find a way to make it wor