Overheard...

Now that I'm down to 4 kids, it's a little easier to hear the conversations that go on when the kids think you're not listening. Or when they don't care if you're listening. Whichever the case may be.

 

During our addition lesson..

"6 + 6 = 12"

 

"5 +5 = 10 and 100 + 100 = 200"

 

"Kid + Kid = Mommy"

 

"Man + Man = Woman!"

 

"Wait. Man + Man = Woman? I guess that makes sense. Every man needs a girlfriend or a wife. They need wives to take care of them when they are sick and cook for them, too. Seriously. I am gonna need a wife someday because she'll know how to cook breakfast just right and she won't burn my toast."

 

"All the girls at daycare want me, though. It's weird. It's like they think I'm.. I'm.. well, they just want me. Gross."

 

Tough life there, kiddo. Get used to it. Girls love bad boys and you're baaaaaad to the bone.