F@rt

Lil Big Man: "fart, fart, fart, you smell like a fart. I'm going to fart. Pffffft. Excuse me I just FARTED!"

 

Me: "Please do not say the word fart again. If you say that word again, you will not earn your points and you will have to move your clip."

 

{approximately 5 minutes later....}

 

Me:"Boys! Hustle over and meet me at the FARTboard. OOPS! Smart Board."

 

All 3 boys: "awww! You just said the word!"

 

Lil Big Man: "Your clip needs to be moved."

 

I didn't have the hear to break it to them that I do not have a clip AND I can say fart whenever I want.

 

Fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, fart!