I'm Bad, I'm Bad, I Know It...

A bad blogger, that is.

Just got a text from a real-life friend that simply said, "You have not blogged in 4 days, that's unacceptable!"

So.. here I am.

Went out with the neigbor girls last night who happen to be lesbians (this is an important part of the story, otherwise it wouldn't matter what their sexual preference is) and we headed up to our local dive bar. It's within walking distance to our condo, so it was a perfect choice. And, it really is a dive bar, so we were able to just roll up there wearing jeans and t-shirts and absolutely no make up.

Anyway, as we're eating and drinking, a man walks up to us, clearly intoxicated, and asks if he can sit down to enjoy the band. If you know me in real life, you know I would be like, "Oh heck no!" and turn away. I don't play like that. However, the girls say yes and he begins talking to us. Please keep in mind we are a) in a dive bar, and b) right down the street from not 1 but 2 halfway houses. The old man starts telling us his story and apparently he just got out of prison, this morning. Awesome. He continues hitting on the neighbor girls and even asks if they are girlfriends. He asks me if I have a girlfriend. (My response, "No. But I have a boyfriend and he's a cop." just so he would get the memo that maybe, just maybe he should go away now) By this time, he's really getting on my nerves because he's clearly being a dirt bag. We grab our bill, pay up, and head out.

As we're walking out, he begins following us, making disgusting comments to the girls. Knowing that if we walk home, he'll likely follow us, we decide to walk the other way. He still follows. At this point, I have the local police on speed dial (because I'm a worrier, natch) in case we need them. Thankfully, one of the girls just lays it out for him telling him to leave us alone or we will get the police and since he just got out of prison, they likely won't be very nice to him getting in trouble on the day he got out.

My favorite part, though? One of the girls' facebook status updates: "My daddy would be so proud! I was just hit on by a man while hanging out with two beautiful ladies. Only problem: he just got out of prison. BUT he was Jewish! Daddy always wanted me to date a nice Jewish boy."