Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Wow.

Lil' Mr. Smarty Pants: "Ms. L, I hope my wife is as pretty as you, as tall as you, as blonde as you, as smiley as you, and dresses just like you. I want her to talk just like you and say nice things like you. But, she should definitely be hotter than you."
 
Lil' Dude: "Ms. L, I, uh.. farted.."
Me: "Excuse me, let's use a different word for that please..."
Lil' Dude: "Ms. L, I passed gas on my science book! Sorry!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

人家都說男人到大陸都會外遇包二奶
老婆淚眼說擔心他外遇
他了解老婆的擔心,只好用錢去彌補分離的缺憾
漸漸的,老婆的電話愈來愈少…
她說,她是怕自己太依賴
漸漸的,他知道其實是她有了外遇
於是,面對自己外遇的行為,他忽然覺得好過了些…

Lil' Woman said...

Your kids crack me up!!