Wow.

Lil' Mr. Smarty Pants: "Ms. L, I hope my wife is as pretty as you, as tall as you, as blonde as you, as smiley as you, and dresses just like you. I want her to talk just like you and say nice things like you. But, she should definitely be hotter than you."

 

Lil' Dude: "Ms. L, I, uh.. farted.."

Me: "Excuse me, let's use a different word for that please..."

Lil' Dude: "Ms. L, I passed gas on my science book! Sorry!"