Thursday, September 25, 2008

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I'm a little disappointed. I give you a story of a little kid saying pi$$ and I don't get any comments. What's up with that?

How about the little guy who called me a b*word, an f*ing b*word, a p*word and a fat p*word, f*word b*word all in one breath? Yes, that takes talent. Heaven forbid he know how to read when he can come up with insults using profane language, right?

A day in the life of moi.

Annnnnd.. if I get around to it, I'm going to copy Ashley and bring you all to work so you can see what I'm working with. Don't get too excited, it means I have to remember my camera tomorrow. And if you know me in real life, you know I have the memory of an ox and I forget everything. Seriously.


Ashley said...

Wow.. he sounds fabulous.

However, I have some bad news. Told tell A.L. that I told you, b/c I think she's waiting to tell you herself ... but you're getting another one of mine. A kindergartener who is one of the WORST i've ever seen. He kicks, he punches, he throws things, and he swears like a sailor.

When he's suspended for doing so, mom comes in, kisses him and says it's okay honey, it's not your fault. Lets go somewhere 'funner'

I'm so sorry.

Ashley said...

and YES.. take us to work! I love that stuff.

Ashley said...

and.. I'm sure you'll handle him wonderfully.. I'm not trying to scare you.

My psycho staff members aren't trained and do not help matters

Sue said...

Think I may know where you got that memory from . . . and readers of your blog would LOVE to see pics of your kiddos!!!

As for the language your little ones are using . . . that just creates a little more humor for us readers . . .