More Love..

Dear Tiffany & Co.,

While I love you dearly, I must know why this ring has to be $7,995. With a price tag like that, you've simply put it out of my budget. You know, about $7,900 out of my budget. Could you please, pretty please, with a cherry on top, make sure this ends up on my finger by the end of the year? I promise I'll stop cheating on you with other jewelry designers and I'll even stop buying the knock offs that look like you because I can't afford you. I'm serious. I need this ring.
Ah.. ain't love grand?