Really?

Here's a few ways people have found my blog recently... I couldn't make this up if I wanted to!

My favorites:

i trashed my family during my midlife crisis-- really? How did that go for you? Did you throw them away in the trash or did you make them drink a lot? I'm confused.

kid smell feet-- yeah, they tend to do that.

midlife crisis - do not know what to do with my life-- I'm not sure you're going to find the answer here...

rhyme word for crisis-- how about slices?

Midlife. Dun Dun Dun-- yeah, that's my theme song.

crisis, vocabulary-- um.. I'm not sure what the vocabulary of a crisis is.. I'm sure it involves, "Help! Help! I'm in a crisis!" Or maybe slurring of the speech and looking like a rabid animal? At least that's how it always looks in my head.