Spot Bot

Dear Bissell,

Thank you for inventing the SpotBot Pet. All of those late nights with Big Dog throwing up and cleaning the carpets by hand at 1 am are over for me. I cannot explain to you how much I love you. I know I'm crazy and all, but I am actually hoping one of the dogs has an accident so I can use you again. Hubby thinks I'm crazy, too. He didn't understand why I had to run you four times tonight when it was 9:15 at night. Maybe after he uses you he'll understand. If not, more time for me to use you.

Sincerely,

My Mid MidLife Crisis

P.S. If you have a pet or small children, you MUST get this. Seriously.