An Open Letter...

Dear Anoop-Dogg/Anoop Desi,

While I love listening to you sing, I cannot stand the porn-stache. I know Brad Pitt rocked it for a while for a movie role, but it's Brad Pitt. I won't complain about anything he does because... well, he's Brad Pitt. You? Well, you're at the mercy of the voters in America. I'm not sure they appreciate throwing up in their mouths watching you sing.

Not cool.

K? Thanks!

Sincerely,
My Mid Mid-life Crisis